Anna-Lena (anniz) wrote,
Anna-Lena
anniz

A joke for the day.

These two eggs had just been married and were on their honeymoon.

While they were sitting on the bed making out, the female egg
pushed the male egg away and said "I just have to go to the
bathroom. I'll be back in a minute," and off she went.

Five minutes later the male egg saw his sexy wife walk out in a
slinky egglige, wiping her hands up and down her smooth, ovally
body.

Instantly, the male egg slapped his hands on the top of his head,
covering it completely. The female egg looked at him and asked
what he was doing.

He replied, "The last time I was this hard, someone cracked me on
the head with a spoon!"
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